After my father’s 50th birthday party, a group of friends and family retreated to Grandma’s house to continue catching up.
Me: Grandma, where did you put the cake?
Grandma: It’s outside on the back stoop. I don’t have enough room for it in the fridge, it’ll be fine there.
Several minutes pass…
Me: Where’s the dog?
Grandma: Oh, I let him outside.
Me: THE CAKE!
Grandma opens the back door to find the remnants of a birthday cake and one very happy dog.